otrdiena, 2012. gada 28. augusts

When in Dateland

I am a manslut. I will make sweet love to any woman who can give me an erection and I will use my mouth and fingers to pleasure women who cannot. Only two possibilities make me weary if considering sex with a stranger - getting an STD or ending up killed or worse.

Intelligent women have the same problem with casual sex, except the nuances of pregnancy and rape. Pregnancy issue can be easily cleared up with hormonal contraception, it's good for you. The possibility of rape can be reduced too.

Here are a couple of pointers for women considering using services of online dating sites to meet men for sex.

  1. Make the man fill out a lengthy questionnaire about the most outrageous topics from how often he washes his underwear to how exactly he will give you countless orgasms. If a man doesn't have the patience to fill out a piece of paper to get sex, he's not for you, cease all contact forever.
  2. Provoke the man and watch his reaction. If he gets angry, rude and violent - he has failed, cease all contact forever. If he gets confused, asks what happened or apologizes - good. 
  3. Check if the man does not suffer from psychopathy - total lack of empathy. Ask him what movies make him tear up. If even Lion King does not do it, the man is emotionally congested, cease all contact forever.
  4. Check the man's nails (make him send a photo of his hands) - a man with skills of a lover will always have trimmed, healthy fingernails. If it is not so, cease all contact forever (after suggesting he take much better care of his nails and women's pussies).
Also, read The Acid Test, a quick commonsense guide for submissive women looking for loving, dominating men online.

2 komentāri:

  1. 2. needs to be more precise. Depending on the provocation, there are cases in which, I believe, it is acceptable to get angry. Or are you trying to state a man should never be angry at a woman?

    3. Checking for psychopathy, sure, however, what is with the "check what movie makes him tear up" bullshit? I haven't cried from a movie in years, and I am also not a psychopath. It seems you're completely missing the fact that some people have obstructed barriers around them in order to *not* feel sorry for others, and often for a reason. Hell, I've felt next to nothing even when something happened to my friends, and just carried out help without the emotion.

    This article is just wimpy on your part, Aug, what the fuck happened?

    /baer

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  2. Tx for the comment, Iam.

    2nd could be more precise - what I had in mind was a random verbal provocation, that would trigger inadequately aggressive response only in a man that has a volatile personality. As for being angry, not only should men never be angry at women, but also at men, children, animals and Christians. Be like Dalai Lama (or me) and recognize that every bit of failure in the world is not due to maliciousness, but to the infinite bad luck and stupidity, both of which can not be helped with anger.

    3rd, while difficulty (practical impossibility) at tearing up by no means is a 100% sure sign of psychopathy, to me it is a rather sure sign of a severely blunted affect. So I cannot in all honesty recommend women to go for men who cannot or will not cry (at those select, special occasions), since I find that the barriers of non-feeling you mention are maladaptations that will have to be dealt with if one wants to build fulfilling relationships with other human beings.

    As for being wimpy, wha? :D I figured this is perfectly sensible advice, I'd give it to a 12-year-old daughter. Do better, I'll reblog.

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